Daisy Duke Leaves Airport
June 6, 2010
Some times Karma knows what we need better than we do. As I was squirming in my seat uncomfortably after reading a story about a British woman who ripped a man’s testicles clean off with her bare hands—literally (I wonder if she said first, “this will hurt me more than it hurts you sugar”), as if on cue, I came across a video of a woman in a hurry. It’s a woman leaving an airport like a bat out of hell who does a Dukes of Hazzard jump. Her name MUST be Daisy.
So I can’t help but wonder if Daisy Duke in the video was escaping a crime scene and if said crime involved one or more testicles? Oh never mind. Who would imagine someone could do that and that it would take 5 years for her to go to jail?
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I have it on good authority that the woman driving that car is Elin Woods. Let’s hope for Tiger’s sake that there were no testicles involved.
LOL. You are so right Jeff, especially since his life is actually based on golf-ahem-BALLS.
(The possible jokes here are truly endless aren’t they?)